Hermes (
messageforyou) wrote2025-06-15 01:56 pm
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Through the smoky miasma, thick and smelling of conflict and heat and pressure, on the other side is a forest. This one is less garish, less saturated than the rest of Tír na nÓg. Two fae creatures, odd feathered humanoids that resemble crows with cracked and broken beaks, sit at the rocks around a steaming hot spring, soap and strigils beside them.
The fae are seemingly mute, but won't allow Achilles to leave without a thorough wash. The sort that practically scrapes a whole layer of skin off, the sort where they insist on his hair to be cleaned and his nail beds scrubbed. His white tunic is whisked off to be burned, and only once he is deemed fit by the fae attendants to be properly cleaned of the remnants of the Morrígan does one bring the clothes he left behind with Hermes. They're neatly folded, but Hermes' scarf sits on top like a nest, holding Achilles' ring, his bracelet, and the stone with a hole in the middle. The scarf smells distinctly of Hermes, like cleverness and courage and Greece. Almost like Hermes is trying to give Achilles his blessing and support, even when they can't see each other before his trial.
After he's clean and dressed, the bath attendants point in the direction he's meant to walk, a plunge into the dark woods. There's the soft giggling of children within.
In the woods, children from all across time and the world huddle together. A boy holds a fist of straws, and each of the children draw a straw at once. They mumble amongst themselves, checking the straws, and three boys have the shortest one.
"Seems unfair to make him convince Stab," says a girl with messy red braids and two missing teeth.
"If you want a mulligan, you gotta give up treats until the next hunt," a blond boy with gray eyes and a short straw says, waving it in her face. She wrinkles her nose.
"I didn't say I want a mulligan!"
"Then shoo!"
As Achilles approaches, the children with longer straws scatter into the woods, some laughing. Three boys remain. One boy, with pale skin, ragged dirty blond hair and crooked teeth, wearing an oversized sweater and shorts and no shoes and a canvas bag big enough on him to almost drag on the ground. A second boy, skin dark as jet and head shaved, a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck, wearing loose sweatpants and an old linen button-down with sneakers with a check drawn on. A third boy, the smallest of them, maybe close to Lyra's age, looking like one of the people from the far east but with a permanent glower in his face, sitting on the ground and looking a little like he's drowning in the adult-sized jacket draped around him.
The blond boy jumps up on a tree stump to greet Achilles at eye level, putting his hands on his hips and smirking. "Hello, grownup! Here starts your trials! I call being the judge."
"Don't be silly. It's not a court trial." The boy in the button down approaches, holding an aluminum can colored bright red. He pops the tab, a sickly sweet smell rising in the air as the liquid inside hisses, and he holds the can out to Achilles. "My dad said men welcome each other with a beer, but if you get to Birdy she's going to make you drink a lot, so here's a coke instead."
The boy in the button down strategically stands between Achilles and the smallest boy. The smallest boy makes no movement to greet Achilles, instead staying on the ground, glowering at him with dark eyes.
The fae are seemingly mute, but won't allow Achilles to leave without a thorough wash. The sort that practically scrapes a whole layer of skin off, the sort where they insist on his hair to be cleaned and his nail beds scrubbed. His white tunic is whisked off to be burned, and only once he is deemed fit by the fae attendants to be properly cleaned of the remnants of the Morrígan does one bring the clothes he left behind with Hermes. They're neatly folded, but Hermes' scarf sits on top like a nest, holding Achilles' ring, his bracelet, and the stone with a hole in the middle. The scarf smells distinctly of Hermes, like cleverness and courage and Greece. Almost like Hermes is trying to give Achilles his blessing and support, even when they can't see each other before his trial.
After he's clean and dressed, the bath attendants point in the direction he's meant to walk, a plunge into the dark woods. There's the soft giggling of children within.
In the woods, children from all across time and the world huddle together. A boy holds a fist of straws, and each of the children draw a straw at once. They mumble amongst themselves, checking the straws, and three boys have the shortest one.
"Seems unfair to make him convince Stab," says a girl with messy red braids and two missing teeth.
"If you want a mulligan, you gotta give up treats until the next hunt," a blond boy with gray eyes and a short straw says, waving it in her face. She wrinkles her nose.
"I didn't say I want a mulligan!"
"Then shoo!"
As Achilles approaches, the children with longer straws scatter into the woods, some laughing. Three boys remain. One boy, with pale skin, ragged dirty blond hair and crooked teeth, wearing an oversized sweater and shorts and no shoes and a canvas bag big enough on him to almost drag on the ground. A second boy, skin dark as jet and head shaved, a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck, wearing loose sweatpants and an old linen button-down with sneakers with a check drawn on. A third boy, the smallest of them, maybe close to Lyra's age, looking like one of the people from the far east but with a permanent glower in his face, sitting on the ground and looking a little like he's drowning in the adult-sized jacket draped around him.
The blond boy jumps up on a tree stump to greet Achilles at eye level, putting his hands on his hips and smirking. "Hello, grownup! Here starts your trials! I call being the judge."
"Don't be silly. It's not a court trial." The boy in the button down approaches, holding an aluminum can colored bright red. He pops the tab, a sickly sweet smell rising in the air as the liquid inside hisses, and he holds the can out to Achilles. "My dad said men welcome each other with a beer, but if you get to Birdy she's going to make you drink a lot, so here's a coke instead."
The boy in the button down strategically stands between Achilles and the smallest boy. The smallest boy makes no movement to greet Achilles, instead staying on the ground, glowering at him with dark eyes.

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“There is no shame in appreciating flavor where it’s to be had, or the craft needed to extract it.” A pause as he gives Nephos another dip of beer. “The finest oil is to be had from the highest olives on the tree. Not squished, but lightly pressed. A yield worthy of the gods.”
He dries the beer and dog spit from his fingers on the edge of his cloak. “If not food and drink, there must be something for which you demand quality.”
Nephos DOES have some suspiciously specific dog behaviors
He hums, wondering if the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice survived the ages. “Would that you could hear the bard in the House of Hades—Lord Orpheus’ singing and skill with the lyre is unmatched, though his songs are a touch melancholy.”
One hand still pinned by the tiny dog, Achilles peruses the cheese board. He’s no connoisseur—he grew up entirely on feta—so this comes down to trial and error. He takes a slice of gouda and offers it to Nephos.
“What sort of instrument is a fiddle?” he asks.
A little cheesemonger …
Achilles takes the not-so-subtle hint. The brie doesn’t look all that different from the gouda, but he’ll trust his son on this. He offers the fancier cheese to Nephos and removes the rejected cheese from the floor.
“You play the strings with … string? I can’t imagine the sound.” Genuinely. It doesn’t seem pleasant. “Have you heard it, Lamb?”
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He pops the piece of gouda in his mouth and doesn’t understand why Nephos took issue with it. Much more mellow than salty feta. Perfectly delicious. A swig of beer washes it down.
“Do the two of you play music together, then?” He glances eagerly between the two women, then adds, chagrined: “Pat has a lovely voice, but only joins me if he’s deep in his cups.”
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“It nearly rattled the teeth from my skull, the drum beat was so oppressive.” Drum is the only word he has to describe the heavy electronic bass line. He winces at the memory of the club and its near-Dionysian madness. “You would be hard-pressed to do worse than that.”
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The house, the stories, and this realm are full of strange things, but the hearth is comfortingly familiar. No matter how the times change, mortals will always need warm, inviting homes.
“Thank you for indulging me,” he says, watching the two women with great interest.
The fiddle he can kind of understand—strings to be tuned, a body to make the sound. The piano is baffling, though; he’d glimpsed it on his previous visit, but would never have guessed it was a musical instrument. A very curious table, maybe?
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Honey was right; the two very different instruments complement each other perfectly. The piano keeps time while the violin sings in a voice that’s both plaintive and sweet.
It suits his ancient “old man” tastes much better than the club music. His foot taps along with the waltzing rhythm. When the song is finished, he pauses petting Nephos long enough to clap his approval.
“Beautiful! You were right, Lamb. A performance worthy of Apollo.” Achilles can’t help himself; he stands and investigates the piano first. Its many ivory keys look like the teeth of a big beast. “May I touch it?”
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“Ah, interesting. It still contains strings,” he hums, rubbing his jaw.
He tries pressing a few keys, exploring their assigned notes, and plays a few measures of one of Orpheus’ melodies by ear. “Gods. The sound is so wonderfully rich.”
A little more noodling—he could do this for hours—and he finally turns to Birdy. “Now, show me more of this fiddle, if you would.”
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And the sound is exactly as Birdy predicted. Achilles winces apologetically. “By the Styx, that’s terrible. My apologies.”
He holds bow and violin out like some kind of dangerous animal. “Miss Birdy, it must have taken you years to coax such sweet song from this instrument.”
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“An apt comparison. An instrument is rather like a lover, isn’t it? A precise, knowing touch coaxes forth the sweetest sounds.” And no, he definitely hasn’t noticed Pyrrhus’ discomfort with this topic.
“Had I a lyre, I would play it for you in turn.” He returns to his seat at the couch, patting his lap for Nephos. “Though I expect it would sound clumsy and primitive to your ears.”
Why would anyone in the future continue to play such simple instruments when they have pianos and violins?
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This journey has given him lots of things to look forward to in his eternity. It’s not just the doom and gloom of divine wars, mortal wars, and the ever-unfurling curse of his bloodline.
“No, when you come from divine blood, there’s not much challenge to be had in most fights.” Even when he was small and should have enjoyed such sport with other boys, Achilles was already a wolf playing with wobbly lambs. Peleus was quick to teach him restraint. Pyrrhus was no different, but no one warned him to stay his hand.
“Unless you find like opponents, I suppose.” He strokes Nephos’ fur and realizes how little dog there is under all of it. The creature must look silly when he’s soaking wet. “Ajax—the greater one—always made for a good challenge. A sore loser, though.”
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“I’ve not met such a spoiled pup,” he laughs at Nephos’ antics. “Which is quite something if you saw how Pat treated his many dogs.”
He looks up at Honey. “That’s one thing—Pat adored animals, and they him. Dogs, horses, birds, cats … I think he enjoyed their company more than that of his fellow men. Myself included.”
Or he considered Achilles another animal to be tamed and (occasionally) spoiled. Achilles continues rubbing Nephos’ belly as he recalls his Achaean peers.
“Hm. They will likely sing of Antilochus, son of Nestor, for his skill and bravery, but he was another gentle soul, wise beyond his years. His kindness saved me during my grief.”
Achilles’ eyes wander back to Pyrrhus. “They will rightly praise Odysseus’ godlike cunning, but the stories may omit his willingness to sacrifice good men in service to his strategy. Diomedes—he was nearly as clever, but Lady Athena blessed him with wisdom and restraint. I hold him in much greater esteem than Odysseus.”
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Achilles finds comfort in Nephos’ soft belly fur and the way his pleased panting moves the tiny ribcage under his hand.
“It’s as the Fates foretold: Apollo stripped Patroclus of his wits. He endured many assaults, but Hector delivered the final blow. That much I know to be true, from both Antilochus’ message and Pat’s own memory.” His brows twitch downwards. “How do the texts claim he died?”
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This is totally post-Mycenaean shit, but whatever man
Hadesgame basically throws out the rules anyway
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S’all good. I’ve been in the Work Void
And now I can’t remember if Pat ever saw the happy cloud
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