Hermes (
messageforyou) wrote2025-06-15 01:56 pm
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Through the smoky miasma, thick and smelling of conflict and heat and pressure, on the other side is a forest. This one is less garish, less saturated than the rest of Tír na nÓg. Two fae creatures, odd feathered humanoids that resemble crows with cracked and broken beaks, sit at the rocks around a steaming hot spring, soap and strigils beside them.
The fae are seemingly mute, but won't allow Achilles to leave without a thorough wash. The sort that practically scrapes a whole layer of skin off, the sort where they insist on his hair to be cleaned and his nail beds scrubbed. His white tunic is whisked off to be burned, and only once he is deemed fit by the fae attendants to be properly cleaned of the remnants of the Morrígan does one bring the clothes he left behind with Hermes. They're neatly folded, but Hermes' scarf sits on top like a nest, holding Achilles' ring, his bracelet, and the stone with a hole in the middle. The scarf smells distinctly of Hermes, like cleverness and courage and Greece. Almost like Hermes is trying to give Achilles his blessing and support, even when they can't see each other before his trial.
After he's clean and dressed, the bath attendants point in the direction he's meant to walk, a plunge into the dark woods. There's the soft giggling of children within.
In the woods, children from all across time and the world huddle together. A boy holds a fist of straws, and each of the children draw a straw at once. They mumble amongst themselves, checking the straws, and three boys have the shortest one.
"Seems unfair to make him convince Stab," says a girl with messy red braids and two missing teeth.
"If you want a mulligan, you gotta give up treats until the next hunt," a blond boy with gray eyes and a short straw says, waving it in her face. She wrinkles her nose.
"I didn't say I want a mulligan!"
"Then shoo!"
As Achilles approaches, the children with longer straws scatter into the woods, some laughing. Three boys remain. One boy, with pale skin, ragged dirty blond hair and crooked teeth, wearing an oversized sweater and shorts and no shoes and a canvas bag big enough on him to almost drag on the ground. A second boy, skin dark as jet and head shaved, a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck, wearing loose sweatpants and an old linen button-down with sneakers with a check drawn on. A third boy, the smallest of them, maybe close to Lyra's age, looking like one of the people from the far east but with a permanent glower in his face, sitting on the ground and looking a little like he's drowning in the adult-sized jacket draped around him.
The blond boy jumps up on a tree stump to greet Achilles at eye level, putting his hands on his hips and smirking. "Hello, grownup! Here starts your trials! I call being the judge."
"Don't be silly. It's not a court trial." The boy in the button down approaches, holding an aluminum can colored bright red. He pops the tab, a sickly sweet smell rising in the air as the liquid inside hisses, and he holds the can out to Achilles. "My dad said men welcome each other with a beer, but if you get to Birdy she's going to make you drink a lot, so here's a coke instead."
The boy in the button down strategically stands between Achilles and the smallest boy. The smallest boy makes no movement to greet Achilles, instead staying on the ground, glowering at him with dark eyes.
The fae are seemingly mute, but won't allow Achilles to leave without a thorough wash. The sort that practically scrapes a whole layer of skin off, the sort where they insist on his hair to be cleaned and his nail beds scrubbed. His white tunic is whisked off to be burned, and only once he is deemed fit by the fae attendants to be properly cleaned of the remnants of the Morrígan does one bring the clothes he left behind with Hermes. They're neatly folded, but Hermes' scarf sits on top like a nest, holding Achilles' ring, his bracelet, and the stone with a hole in the middle. The scarf smells distinctly of Hermes, like cleverness and courage and Greece. Almost like Hermes is trying to give Achilles his blessing and support, even when they can't see each other before his trial.
After he's clean and dressed, the bath attendants point in the direction he's meant to walk, a plunge into the dark woods. There's the soft giggling of children within.
In the woods, children from all across time and the world huddle together. A boy holds a fist of straws, and each of the children draw a straw at once. They mumble amongst themselves, checking the straws, and three boys have the shortest one.
"Seems unfair to make him convince Stab," says a girl with messy red braids and two missing teeth.
"If you want a mulligan, you gotta give up treats until the next hunt," a blond boy with gray eyes and a short straw says, waving it in her face. She wrinkles her nose.
"I didn't say I want a mulligan!"
"Then shoo!"
As Achilles approaches, the children with longer straws scatter into the woods, some laughing. Three boys remain. One boy, with pale skin, ragged dirty blond hair and crooked teeth, wearing an oversized sweater and shorts and no shoes and a canvas bag big enough on him to almost drag on the ground. A second boy, skin dark as jet and head shaved, a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck, wearing loose sweatpants and an old linen button-down with sneakers with a check drawn on. A third boy, the smallest of them, maybe close to Lyra's age, looking like one of the people from the far east but with a permanent glower in his face, sitting on the ground and looking a little like he's drowning in the adult-sized jacket draped around him.
The blond boy jumps up on a tree stump to greet Achilles at eye level, putting his hands on his hips and smirking. "Hello, grownup! Here starts your trials! I call being the judge."
"Don't be silly. It's not a court trial." The boy in the button down approaches, holding an aluminum can colored bright red. He pops the tab, a sickly sweet smell rising in the air as the liquid inside hisses, and he holds the can out to Achilles. "My dad said men welcome each other with a beer, but if you get to Birdy she's going to make you drink a lot, so here's a coke instead."
The boy in the button down strategically stands between Achilles and the smallest boy. The smallest boy makes no movement to greet Achilles, instead staying on the ground, glowering at him with dark eyes.

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“They’re fine warriors, all, even if they didn’t wish to be.” Their reluctance makes them even more impressive; it was necessity, not pride and ego that drove them to war.
“They spoke very fondly of you too, lad. Perhaps you should leave them a token as well?”
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“Your letters are well-practiced. You could write your thanks?” The time spent here seems to have helped Pyrrhus open up about his feelings, but this will still require some careful thought.
“What do you think of that idea, little Nephos?” he asks the brownie-dog, in a not-so-subtle bid to win back his favor.
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“I suppose there’s no harm in lingering. It seems time behaves differently here.” He mostly worries about Pat and Hermes—they’ll be anxious to have him back—but Pyrrhus may never see his friends again and his son has precious few of those. This shouldn’t be rushed.
Achilles clasps his hand behind his back and cocks his head. “What do you have in mind, lad? And may I help?”
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“You know, during my time on Skyros, your mother taught me to weave,” Achilles says with a note of pride. He wasn’t particularly great at it, and the women unraveled most of his work as ‘a shameful waste of good yarn,’ but by the gods, he tried. “If you would teach me this crochet, I could lend you a hand.”
This is absolute hubris, albeit a relatively harmless expression of it. Achilles genuinely believes he can learn to do most anything at a passable level of competence.
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“Honeyguide? I’m not familiar with it.” Achilles is beginning to think both of his children have surpassed him in knowledge. Quite a change from Zagreus, who required so much tutoring (by no fault of his own). “Seems a fine choice by name alone.”
He looks back down at Nephos expectantly, arms on his hips. “Will you fetch your master the supplies for this crochet?”
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Speaking of clever creatures …
“If you return quickly, I promise you a choice morsel from Honey’s pantry,” Achilles calls after the industrious fluffball. He’s determined to earn Nephos’ forgiveness before they part ways.
“I doubt she’ll turn you away, but … should Birdy threaten us with more of her special libations, let’s politely decline?” he suggests with a wince. Maybe a united front will help preserve their pride. “Perhaps she can be persuaded to drink wine instead.”
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When Birdy greets them at the door, he hums and says, “Please, Night Witch, keep the silent metal wings in your own time.”
He slings an affectionate arm around Pyrrhus’ shoulders. “My trial here has ended, but Lamb’s will begin anew once he leaves this place. Fortunately we’re in no great hurry if you’ll have us for one last visit.”
Achilles squeezes his son close. “He should leave with the joy of friendship in his heart.”
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But he still smiles and winks at Birdy as he steps into the house. “I think he looks quite striking with the mismatched set, don’t you?”
In the kitchen, he gives Honey a respectful nod in greeting and peers into the adjacent rooms for the roughhousing boys. “Seems your lads are full of energy. Shall I take them outside for a bit of play before they destroy your lovely home?”
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This isn’t the first time he’s entertained the rowdy shades of children and he knows exactly what will tire them out.
He claps his hands on the boy’s shoulders. “Young Gavroche, shall we give Lamb a proper Greek sendoff? Gather up your friends and we’ll hold a pentathlon outside. The winner will enjoy a place of honor next to him at the feast.”
A quick glance at Honey and he adds at a whisper, “And perhaps a second helping of sweets.”
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Achilles follows the herd of children and organizes them outside the kitchen window, such that the adults can watch the games in progress. He enlists the kids to find replacements for the discus (frisbees) and the javelin (some reasonably straight sticks), while others set about clearing space for foot races, long jump, and wrestling.
“Is Stab about?” He tests the weight of a ‘javelin’ and peers around for any small, hidden figures. “I need a second judge with keen eyes. Two of them, if possible!”
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The children seem well-accustomed to managing their conflicts and he defers to Scout rather than intervene as a strange adult; he certainly hasn’t earned their trust like Honey, Birdy, or Ember.
Between flurries of activity, Achilles cuts supple, leafy branches and winds them into a half-dozen makeshift laurels for the victors in each of the events. Nephos doesn’t escape his notice, and he gives the dog an approving nod, but expects nothing in return.
After the last wrestling match concludes, he consults with his judges, then steps back inside the house. “Lamb, will you join me in crowning your champions?”
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Once Pyrrhus has made his own speech, Achilles raises his arms. “Lasses and lads, thus ends our games. I beseech you all to hold them again in a year’s time,” or whatever makes sense in this ever-shifting land. “When you do, remember Lamb, the good king and nimble-handed craftsman.”
Satisfied that the children have burned off their chaotic energy (for now), Achilles turns to his son. “Speaking of, let us return to your task. I would enjoy nothing more than to see your work.”
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Nephos DOES have some suspiciously specific dog behaviors
A little cheesemonger …
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This is totally post-Mycenaean shit, but whatever man
Hadesgame basically throws out the rules anyway
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S’all good. I’ve been in the Work Void
And now I can’t remember if Pat ever saw the happy cloud
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