Hermes (
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Hermes is very tempted to dub this the most exhausting time of his life. And considering how long he's been alive, that's saying something.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.

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"It's strange to say it, but it's refreshing to hear all of this explained without having to dig and pry. It's truly more helpful than you know." He cracks one of his genuine smiles; the kind he inherited from his mother. "Thanks, Auntie."
Terrible as the surrounding situation is, Achilles is glad that it's brought Hestia to the Underworld. He's done his best to teach the prince; yes, he knows some of the Olympian history from Hermes, Thetis, and the myths passed to mortals, but it's much better for Zagreus to hear such things from family. Someone who was there.
The Temple of the Styx looms near and the prince hisses in frustration. "Damn, there's so much more to talk about! Once things settle down a bit—when we're not in a rush—I'm going to need to know more. Everything you can tell me, Aunt Hestia."
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Meanwhile, Hestia's gratitude gets another mysterious groan from the ferryman and a parting tip of his hat. Zagreus gets a shorter grunt from Charon, which, if one squints, could maybe pass for friendly ribbing.
"Thanks for the lift, mate," the prince says as he joins his aunt on shore. "With any luck, things will calm down before long, and Hermes will be along to help get the shade situation in order."
"Hrnnn ... Hhohhhhhhhh ..." Charon breathes in cryptic agreement before tossing the mooring line to the house guard. Achilles catches it easily. As he secures the rope to a tree, he looks up to say:
"Don't fret, Lady Hestia. I'll find my way back to Lord Hermes unscathed. Please, focus on getting the prince an audience with his cousins."
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And he moves fast. His token feather is spent from his last trip, but he still has the poultice from Hermes' plucking months ago. It doesn't take more than an hour to reach a small port town with a dozen moored ships. Most of them are smaller fishing vessels bobbing in the harbor, but one larger galley stands out, grand and laden with cargo.
Hestia's blessing imparts a lively warmth that negates anything unsettling about Achilles' presence among the living. The sailors and fishermen gathered at the docks don't notice anything is off with the newcomer. In fact, they're quite ready to fold the him into their idle conversation.
"You're looking for passage north? Nobody's keen on sailing that way right now, stranger. Not with the storm," says a bearded old man repairing a net. He doesn't even need to indicate which storm at this point.
"Not just that. Everything's been off for weeks. Months, even," a sailor adds, his skin dark and wrinkled by a life of sun and salt. "Ships lost at sea, fields gone fallow. A whole villages taken by plagues."
A third, younger man, chimes in, "It's not all bad now, is it? Alkaios' daughter finally returned after all these years."
The other men give him a sidelong look and the old man counters, "She disappeared twenty years ago and when she turns up, she's not aged a day? That's not good fortune, boy, that's an ill omen."
The men continue chatting—speculating as to what could have caused the gods such offense and about how the priests make daily sacrifices at the temples in hopes of appeasing them. Maybe, they reason, this is the end of the mortal world as they know it.
Achilles listens somberly, until a fourth man strides up. His brightly-dyed linen robes are a shock against the drab, threadbare tunics the first three wear and he's distinctly better-smelling. He addresses Achilles, "Are you looking for work? I desperately need a replacement oarsman, but all of these superstitious bumpkins are afraid to go to sea! Even with the promise of good pay!"
The tanned sailor sneers at the merchant. "What good are riches when you're dead? The boatman only needs one obol for his fare."
"Maybe the boatman likes a bit of gratuity," he snaps.
"I'll happily row," Achilles says quickly, ignoring the shocked looks from the dock workers. "You can keep your coin. I only ask for passage north."
"Finally, a brave man among you!" The merchant declares with a broad smile, and claps a hand on Achilles' shoulder. "Right this way, friend."
And so the Greatest of the Greeks joins the merchant's men at their oars, and once underway, finds joy in the grueling work: the spray of the sea, the passing squalls, the songs the men sing—both old and new. During rare moments of rest, the men commiserate about the dire state of the land. They argue over the cause of wars brewing between city states, lament the wild beasts decimating herds, or their poor luck in love—far less grievous, perhaps, but still deeply frustrating for the crew of mostly young men.
For their sake—for all mortals' sake—Achilles hopes Zagreus and Hestia are successful, and that Hermes can finally persuade Zeus and Hera to abdicate the throne. Accordingly, Achilles keeps watch on the storm-obscured mountaintop. It remains unchanged, like a dark bruise upon the sky.
As the ship draws nearer, rowing becomes all but impossible against a powerful headwind and the vessel is forced to drop anchor in a sheltered bay while the merchant argues furiously with the ship captain. Achilles judges that he's reached the end of his sea voyage and quietly slips over the side of the boat to swim ashore and finish the journey afoot.
Somehow the wilderness is torn even more asunder and Achilles has to pick his way over the snarls of landslides and scramble over boulders that threaten to give way under his weight. But between Hestia and Hermes' blessings, Achilles is still warm and exceptionally nimble.
Night is falling when Achilles finally approaches the cave. After the journey and in the middle of this storm, the humble shelter looks as inviting as any palace. He stoops to peer inside, calling: "Hermes?"
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But Hermes is right; he is soaked and the tender hug comes with an incongruous squish. Achilles pulls back and straightens Hermes' chiton, now stamped with damp marks. He breathes a soft, "Sorry, love."
As he unfastens his cloak and tosses it over the tanning rack, he answers Hermes' question. "It went about as well as it could have. Your uncle was displeased, but relented. Grudgingly."
He pauses to squeeze the worst of the rain from his hair. "Lady Hestia and Prince Zagreus will be on Olympus by now."
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"She knows her brother's heart. You did well to send her." He finds Hermes' hand and threads their fingers together, tight and reassuring.
"You know, you're very much like her." Achilles strokes his knuckles with a thumb and watches the firelight play over Hermes' face. "So protective of your family."
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He looks down at his crossed legs—his feet, greaves, and the skirt of his tunic are still spattered with drying mud. But it won't be there long; his shade's form will slowly reject all debris from the surface to resume his eternal state.
"I took the long way back to walk among the living." He doesn't want to heap more worry on Hermes, so he adds, "Mortals are made of sturdy stuff. Merchants are still keen to sell their wares. Oarsmen sing songs for a safe journey. They'll weather the storm."
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Achilles rests his cheek against the crown of Hermes' head and breaks their clasped hands to run a palm over his back in warming circles. "You look exhausted, my dear."
The storm rages outside the cave, rattling the mountain to its very foundations. The shelter feels small and precarious. Achilles runs fingers through Hermes' hair and guides short locks gingerly around a wing. He worries about his lover's own light and cheer. "Can I help you bear this weight?"
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Achilles' years spent in death haven't completely wiped away his hero's sensibilities; simply being present for Hermes still doesn't feel like enough. He wishes he had the power to hold the storm himself—even for an hour—or that he posed enough of a threat to pressure Zeus and Hera to give up. He wants to end this, so Hermes doesn't have to toil like his grandfather.
"You're certain? I could bring you food? Drink?" As soon as he says it, he realizes it's a silly offer. Not only for how mundane it is, but given the state of the mountain and its distance from even the smallest town. Still, he could flush out some cowering game or gather fresh rain water. "Something to bolster your strength?"
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After some snooping around, the cave provides all the tools he needs; Achilles transforms from house guard into a well-outfitted hunter with a serviceable bow, arrows, a water skin and a length of rope. He leans down to give Hermes another quick peck on the cheek, like a husband leaving for a day's work. "I won't be gone long."
If Achilles were offered a return to life, he'd like to spend more of it deep in the wilderness, far from kings and battlefields. Sometimes he daydreams about what it might be like to recreate those years on Mount Pelion, welcoming fresh pupils to share his knowledge.
He finds a side of the mountain sheltered from the worst of the storm to do his foraging. It only takes a moment to recall the forest's secrets: where grouse and pheasants roost, which plants are safe to eat, the wood that burns best and longest. He breathes a quick thanks to Chiron, for his patient lessons so long ago.
Not more than two hours pass before he returns to the cave with his bounty: a pheasant, a bundle of firewood, a full water skin and an armload of foraged plants. He's soaked to the bone, but smiling and unbothered; clearly happy for the chance to contribute to Hermes' comfort.
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In the meantime, he dries off as best he can and begins processing his foraged plants by the fire—ironwort for tea, a few morels, wild apricots and chestnuts—before dressing the pheasant. The quiet domesticity of it all keeps a small smile on his face while he works.
When it comes time to pluck the bird, he discreetly turns away before he begins; he vividly remembers how painful it was, ripping out Hermes' ruined feathers. It's probably not something he wants to be reminded of.
"I didn't realize how much I missed this," he says with a contented sigh. "Simple things. Making a fire and a meal."
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And there have been more since his death, he only needs to remember they're just as worthy as his living memories: chatting with Zagreus while he waits for a fish to take his bait, quiet hours in Elysium spent writing in his codex while Pat re-teaches MĂ©li to shake hands, and now this—keeping Hermes fed and warm during a terrible storm.
"I knew I would die and still, I squandered my time chasing glory," he examines a banded feather and deems it worthy of fletching, "And allowing myself to be wounded by petty slights."
Athena hadn't exactly helped with that; she'd played a large part in driving him to greatness. And for a while, it felt exhilarating, like being lifted by a mighty wave ... until it crashed against the rocks of his hubris.
He straightens the line of choice feathers before he resumes plucking. "I could have used Lady Hestia's wisdom back then. Maybe she'd have convinced me to go home and grow old by the hearth."
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He selfishly fantasizes about his own longevity, but more often, his thoughts turn to the happier lives others might have led—Patroclus, his mother, his father. All of the men of Troy he killed in his rage, and the grieving families they left behind.
He smiles sardonically. "Perhaps a few more decades will purge the last of my chronic melancholy."
Achilles carefully removes the pheasant's head and entrails, pausing to wonder what an oracle might read there. Would Hermes succeed in subduing Zeus? Who would rise to power in his place? He sets them aside; maybe it's better not to know one's fate.
"Your company is also a fine balm for those old wounds." He skewers the pheasant on the spit and sets it to roast over the fire, then begins scoring chestnut shells with his knife.
After a moment, he glances up at Hermes. "You were right—I think Hestia knows. And Zagreus is beginning to suspect there's something between us."
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He raises a knee up to prop his elbow and rest his chin. For a moment, he watches Hermes—hypnotized by his practiced, handsome hands at work—and considers the question.
"I suppose it depends on what comes of all this. Whether Lord Hades will allow me to serve elsewhere. Whether the House needs me at all," he muses, slowly turning the spit. "Zagreus doesn't need a tutor anymore, and he's more than able to handle matters of security."
But that wasn't Hermes' question. He asked him about friends and how he feels. Not about relative usefulness. "I would miss it, but I have an eternity stretching long ahead of me. Why not try my hand at all the work a shade can do?
"And ... should the House call me back—maybe to tutor Zagreus' sons and daughters—I will happily return."
He tilts his head. "But you're the one who's lived for centuries. How does a man best use such an excess of time?"
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