Hermes (
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Hermes is very tempted to dub this the most exhausting time of his life. And considering how long he's been alive, that's saying something.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.

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“Sorry, Lernie. Back to Asphodel with you,” the prince mutters as he drags the bleached white bone to the shallows where Achilles waits. The shades and the lesser monsters hemorrhaging from the Underworld were but a small matter compared to the hydra. Luckily, few mortals dared visit the lake at Lerna—probably because it's (accurately) presumed to be the entrance to the Underworld. Or at least, near it.
"Do you see that, sir?" Zagreus asks, lifting his chin at the boiling storm on the horizon. “What is it? Is that normal surface weather?”
“No. Only your lord uncle could muster a storm like that.” Achilles already noted it in the heat of battle, tried not to let it distract him, but now he takes in the grim sight. The peak is far off—some hundred miles by his estimation, but even from here, the dark clouds are clear to see. He sighs and turns back to Zagreus. "Back to the Underworld, lad. Get that skull to Asphodel before it can reform. Then inform your mother and father that Olympus is in upheaval.”
As if they wouldn’t feel it already, or easily guess that Athena and Hermes’ plans are in flight.
Zagreus frowns. The water has finally stopped steaming on his molten feet, but the occasional drip plunges from his soaked chiton and hisses as it hits a toe. “Is this what all those hushed conversations were about? What my cousins didn’t want me to know?”
Achilles exhales and leans on his spear. No point in keeping it from him any longer.
“It is. And the best thing you can do to help everyone right now is keep your father’s realm secure. Protect both shades and mortals from harm.” Achilles claps a hand on his student’s shoulder, meets his mismatched eyes, and addresses him in a low, fatherly tone, “I’m counting on you, Zagreus.”
“And you? You look like you have a plan.”
“I’ll carry word to your cousins—warn them of the crisis here. I know the surface well, and have means to travel quickly.”
The dark clouds in the distance flash with furious lightning. A few moments later, a low rumble reaches them at the lake. Zagreus opens his mouth to object, but can’t bring himself to rebel against Achilles’ request like he would his own father. He shakes his head and relents. “Be careful, Achilles, sir.”
“Not to worry, lad. If anything happens, I’ll end up in the Styx again eventually.” Assuming he doesn’t get vaporized by Zeus, but he’s not going to say that. Instead, he gives the prince an encouraging nudge. “Off you go. Make haste.”
Once Zagreus is well out of sight, Achilles looks out across the lake, rippled by a sharp breeze—no doubt from the ragged edges of Zeus’ storm. He pretends he stands—not on a freshwater shore but by the sea—and calls to his mother as he once used to. Please, I need your help.
Achilles watched Zagreus reunite with Persephone, heard Hermes talk about Maia, and he often found his thoughts wandering to his own mother—wishing he could have a long conversation with her on the shore, their voices nearly carried away on the wind and salty sea spray.
She must have known he was on the surface, so quickly does he hear chittering from above. An osprey wings overhead before alighting on a tree felled by the furious bone hydra. A last flap of wide wings and she is Thetis, standing gracefully and nearly as tall as her mortal son.
They both freeze for a moment, knowing this is an impossible reunion. A forbidden one. Worried that maybe this will only cause them fresh pain. But love quickly usurps fear and they embrace tightly. She’s no simulacra this time, woven from his subconscious by a dream being. She's solid and humming with divinity. And he is as cold as the corpse she helped prepare for the pyre.
“Mother,” he breathes into her hair, exhaling all their years apart.
“Achilles.” The syllables catch as if she hasn’t spoken them in a very long time. “Tell me what you need, and I’ll do it.”
“Please. Take me to Lord Hermes. He’ll be there, in the middle of Zeus’ fury.”
She pulls away, face taut, taken aback. “No. That’s no place for a mortal.”
“I need to deliver word to Lord Hermes. The Underworld is—”
“I will carry your message. Return to your master.”
“No. I must see him.”
Her brow furrows, detecting the familiar, sharp stubbornness in her son’s voice. She knows he won’t be swayed, and that there’s more to this than a simple message. Thetis grasps his hand. “I’ll take you. But you will speak to me on the way. Tell me everything.”
Sped along by the latent boon in Hermes’ gifted feather, Thetis carries her son through the realms of water—cold lakes to streams, to rushing rivers, to the familiar sea with its bays and straits, then back up through the fresh cascades fed by mountain springs and snowy runoff. It’s a journey he could never make in life, but as a shade, it’s no trouble. In moments of pause, Achilles explains what he knows: about the Underworld, the Olympians, and what’s likely happening now. He does not explain how he knows so much about sensitive divine matters, but Thetis is no fool, and she begins to guess at what her son has left unsaid.
As they draw closer, the mountain streams turn to roaring cataracts, fed by rainfall and tumbled over with landslides. They pass resident naiads sheltering with their equally anxious dryad cousins. Finally, even the trees thin and they reach the end of the watery road at a sulfurous, bubbling spring.
Thetis holds her himation close against the ferocious winds and scans the surroundings, grimacing against Zeus (and Hera’s) oppressive, enraged auras. Raising her voice above the storm, she points up to the next rise and says, “That way. He’s not far.”
Achilles breathes his thanks and leans into a step, but his mother grabs his wrist. She keeps him close to say, “The songs say your heel was your weakness, but I know the truth. Love is what drives you to foolishness. To madness. Be careful. Among gods, you’ll suffer a fate much worse than death.”
A deafening peal of thunder rips through the mountaintop. Achilles waits for the air to stop ringing, eyes fixed on his mother's, then gently removes her hand. “This time will be different.”
She doesn't look convinced, but she doesn't stop Achilles' progress up the rocky scree, head bowed against the gusts of wind. He hikes until he rounds a cliffside and spies the orange glow of familiar wings, bright as torchlight in the semi-darkness.
"Hermes!"
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Achilles closes the gap; it's much easier for him to see Hermes, bright as a beacon. He reaches for his hand, urging him to join him on the ground. "Thank the Fates. You're safe."
In his relief, Achilles abandons all caution and moves his hand to cup Hermes' face, notes the exhaustion in his eyes. "All of this mayhem ... I could only imagine the worst had come to pass."
That maybe he would find Hermes defeated and broken at Zeus' feet. That he would then face the Lord of Olympus with nothing but an ash spear, and his mother would be right.
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"The borders of the Underworld have dissolved. Shades roam free. Fiends escape to terrorize the surface. I came to tell you as much." A small, haggard smile tugs at his otherwise grim expression. "And make sure you were in a fit state to receive the message at all."
He looks up at the roiling sky. "It's all because of this, surely."
The smile fades. He hates to ask—to heap one more burden on Hermes' shoulders—but Achilles still has his duties. "How much longer? Lord Hades' realm suffers with each passing hour."
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Achilles sighs at Hermes' uncertain response. But he knows equally well that there's no going back now. They can only wait and endure.
"Lord Hades has been focused on the security of Tartarus itself. Between the prince, Lady Nyx and her children, we've contained much of the rest of the realm. As we speak, Theseus will be mustering the champions of Elysium to fill in the gaps." Including Patroclus and other veterans of the Troad. No doubt many of them will be grateful for a battle with real stakes, and new stories to share at the feast table.
"But fresh shades flood in. Monsters slip through the cracks." He meets Hermes' eyes, imploring. "I dare not ask on my master's behalf, but you could petition for aid among your brethren."
Hades is too proud to ask for help from his family; he and his subjects can weather any storm, including this one. But this has spilled beyond his neatly-controlled realm. What of the mortals—haunted by their lost loved ones or tormented by pestilent chthonic vermin? What terrors could steal away to take up residence in the deepest parts of Poseidon's kingdom?
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"Perhaps the effort would distract them all from this." He gives his spear an encompassing wave at the blazing tree and the tempest surrounding them. Smoke and embers swirl in their direction, and Achilles raises one side of his rain-damp cloak to cover Hermes. "Let's find some shelter—if there's any at all to be had—and summon your aunt."
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Thunder jostles the earth around them, loosening tiny tumbles of dust from the cave's roof, but as he steps inside and looks around, Achilles is struck by potent nostalgia. He inhales a lungful of the comforting scents and almost expects to hear Chiron bid him welcome in his sonorous voice.
His waterlogged cloak is removed and spread out to one side to dry. As he shakes the wet, wind-tousled heap of his curls into order, his eyes light on a neatly-stacked pile of dry wood. Artemis and her hunters provide.
"It would be poor manners to summon her without a proper fire, wouldn't it?" Achilles wastes no time assembling kindling in the crudely dug pit, already charred and thick with old ash. He strikes iron and flint until a tiny flame takes purchase in the nest of tinder and guards it like a mother hen against marauding drafts.
Maybe Hermes could do this faster—snap his fingers and produce a flame—but Achilles enjoys building a fire up from nothing. When he was a child, he thought it was like bringing a hungry creature to life.
Now, as he feeds it with his gentle breaths and dried leaves, he sees it as another small gift for Hermes; it's not as if his shade suffers from the cold and damp.
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"Arousing her suspicion is a small price to pay for Olympian assistance." Achilles crosses his legs, rocking back and forth on his sit bones until he's comfortable, and continues fiddling with the stick he's enlisted as a poker.
The tally of those who know about his relationship with Hermes is growing longer than he'd like: most of them are Olympians, few of which he knows well enough to fully trust (and one of which he trusts not at all). But he can only put his faith in Hermes' judgement.
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What a lovely thing it must be, he thinks, to reign over such a thing.
Achilles' first instinct is to rise to his feet at the goddess' arrival—she's a daughter of Titans, after all—but her presence settles heavy like a thick blanket draped around his shoulders, bidding him to stay seated. More casually, he places palms on his knees and bows forward at the waist.
"I am Achilles, son of Peleus, guard of the House of Hades, and I take no offense at the truth, Lady Hestia." He straightens his back. "That shades like myself roam free on the surface is another grim facet of this situation."
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In spite of all the chaos—the storm still seething outside—Hestia seems perfectly at ease. And why wouldn't she, ancient as she is? To her, Hermes must still be a child, and on that scale, a mortal might as well be a mayfly. She's watched kingdoms and civilizations rise and fall. She's survived the Titanomachy. By now, Achilles assumes, she and her siblings must clearly see the repeat patterns emerging in the Fates' tapestry.
Achilles shakes his head and spreads the skirt of his tunic to better dry by the fire. "No, I came here of my own volition."
His eyes flick from Hestia to Hermes and back again. He chooses his words carefully and keeps his tone formal: "Lord Hermes has long provided valuable service to the Underworld. I thought he should know of our struggle, and that I might petition him for aid."
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"He's well-loved by your family. While the pact remains compromised, he's free to move about the other realms and visit his cousins. And he'll be glad to do it—maybe with your help, Lady Hestia?"
He hums and adds a more substantial log to the fire. Flames immediately begin devouring the crisp bark.
"It's only a matter of reaching him without his father's notice." He looks askance at the gods. "Perhaps Lady Iris? She may not be the most discreet, but Lord Hades won't find her presence in his realm unusual, and his attention will be focused elsewhere."
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Achilles is similarly skeptical of her suggestion; he's observed some of his master's long-suffering manner around Poseidon, Zeus, and Demeter, but never Hestia. She seems more personable and steady than her siblings, but that doesn't always guarantee Hades' favor. Still ...
"There's no harm in asking." He shrugs. "And if Lord Hades forbids it while the prince is within earshot, the lad will sprint directly to Olympus himself."
This much Achilles is sure of.
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At her second suggestion, his formality gives way to a twinge of embarrassment. He tries to hide it by adding more logs to the fire—it should be well fed in his absence—but his movements are stiff and awkward. He clears his throat.
"I'll return as soon as I can." He gives Hermes an apologetic glance as he clasps his still-damp cloak around his shoulders. "If the situation below is sufficiently stable."
One shade won't make much difference in the current chaos, but he still feels the tug of heroic responsibility and fealty to his king and queen.
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"I'm afraid Lord Hades may not be in the best mood for a reunion," he manages to say.
As if he's ever in a good mood for anything.
When Achilles looks up, Hermes is gone, but in a stroke of good fortune, Charon's barge is moored on the riverside. Nearby the psychopomp himself is herding stray shades, using his oar as a makeshift shepherd's crook. Achilles strides closer and waves him down.
"Lord Charon, might Lady Hestia and I trouble you for passage back to Tartarus?"
The boatman turns to the two with a nearly imperceptible flicker of surprise in his glowing eyes. After a long, inscrutable pause, he finally gives a hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhh of confirmation and beckons them over with a sweep of his bony arm. As overfull as his ferry is, he can hardly say no to a coworker and Hades' sister.
"Thank you, my friend," Achilles says with a genuine smile, then turns to their guest, offering his hand to help her aboard the vessel. "This way, Lady Hestia."
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