Hermes (
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Hermes is very tempted to dub this the most exhausting time of his life. And considering how long he's been alive, that's saying something.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.

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"No!" Hades balls a fist and smashes it against the arm of his chair. "Find someone else. My son belongs here."
There's something in his master's tone; this isn't about stubbornly holding onto power or selfishly treating his son like property. As much as Hades outwardly appears to resent his son, he's not like Zeus—there's still a mote of affection at his core, and the fear of loss that comes with it.
Achilles feels a similar apprehension. There's peril in allowing Zagreus and his Olympian kin to become more comfortable. Not all of them are as forgiving as Hermes or Hestia; at some point the prince will make a misstep, or spark jealousy and conflict that could burn for generations.
But Achilles knows there's no growth without risk; Zagreus has accomplished so much good within the bounds of the Underworld, and he's capable of so much more.
"Lord Hades, we all know Prince Zagreus is held in high esteem among your kin. That's a rare and valuable asset at a time like this. The Underworld—and the surface—could be spared significant damage if we make timely use of that." Then, in a lower tone, Achilles adds, "And there are, of course, prisoners of Tartarus whose fetters no one wishes to see weakened."
Invoking the Titans seems to have its desired effect, or at least, it quiets his master for a moment. Hades' fist rises to prop his head. The fingers of his other massive hand drum the armrest.
"Lady Hestia and Achilles are right," Zagreus says with the force of all his pent up need to help. "Focus on keeping Tartarus secure, and leave the rest to me."
Hades' head pivots slightly to regard his son. His tone loses its bite, giving way to something like exhaustion.
"Your naivety is disappointing, but unsurprising, boy. What you mistake for esteem is nothing but your Olympian kin's love for novelty. You're naught but a plaything with no power to change them for the better." His eyes flick to Hestia, as if giving her a reminder. "And the moment you ask for help, they'll find you tiresome, or worse, tally that as debt—debt that will one day come due whether you have means to pay or not."
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Achilles glances at his pupil, noting his furrowed brow. No doubt he's pleased to have Hestia on his side, that she can meet Hades' stubborn anger with such ferocious calm, but it must also be unnerving to see his father's insecurities laid awkwardly bare.
And Hades is utterly still for a long moment. His silence implies that he also knows his sister is in the right, but he's not about to admit it. Certainly not in front of his son and servant.
"Fine, do what you will. If I forbade you, you would only find means to defy me." He waves his hand, dismissive. "Go then! Learn your lessons the hard way, boy, and when you find yourself shackled with regret, know that I warned you."
The lord of the Underworld rises from his chair and lumbers to the double doors, pushing them both wide open before Achilles has a chance to do it for him.
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"This actually went a bit better than I expected," Achilles quips.
But then the prince considers his aunt's offer, running a hand through his unruly hair. For a moment, his earlier confidence wavers and his eyes find Achilles. Zagreus has only been to the surface briefly—those early visits with his mother, and the wild celebration of Anthesteria. He's always seen his cousins in a good mood (except when they bickered over his favor). No one was ever on the brink of war.
The proposition was exciting at first, but it quickly sinks in that this isn't for fun.
Achilles gives his pupil a reassuring smile, the same he used when the prince was much smaller and hefting a new weapon, or sparring against a much stronger opponent. Arguably, the sort of smile he should have gotten plenty of from his own father. You can do this.
The prince's posture straightens as he turns to the goddess.
"I'll do it. Take me to Olympus, Aunt Hestia." Then he quickly catches himself, "Er, I know we've only just met, but it is alright if I call you 'Aunt'?"
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Hestia's request to Achilles—both of them—receive a quiet nod. He notices a twitch of curiosity in Zagreus' expression and can guess at what he's thinking: Hermes has plenty of friends, surely. Why send the house guard of all people?
But there's no time for him to comment—the two of them have to hustle to catch up with Hestia's tall, long stride. They arrive at her side in time to hear her exchange with Nyx:
"The queen will be disappointed that she's missed you," Mother Night says quietly. "You'll certainly receive an invitation from her, if your brother fails to send one himself."
"I wish the House was always this cozy," Hypnos pouts. "My toes always get so darn cold!"
"You know, they make something called 'socks' on the surface," Zagreus suggests, stooping to pick up a few dropped pieces of parchment and stuff them in the crook of Hypnos' elbow. "I'll bring a pair back for you, mate."
"Let's hurry along. I think Charon has returned," Achilles urges as he steers aunt and nephew back to the dock. Indeed, Charon has just finished his trip downriver. The guard and prince usher another dozen shades out of the ferry to join the crowd, leaving plenty of space to stretch out for the trip upriver.
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Achilles takes a seat on one of the fore thwarts, giving Hestia and Zagreus space to chat. It fills him with a different kind of warmth to see the prince cared for by family; he wishes it was something the lad could have enjoyed through his childhood, as Achilles had once basked in the attention of his many Nereid aunts, or looked forward to boyhood visits with his cousins, Ajax and Teucer.
That's not to say that Nyx and her children were a poor surrogate family to Zagreus, but Hades cast a long shadow over his realm and those in it; he didn't tolerate his son being coddled. Warm embraces and kind words ended up being clandestine gestures.
Zagreus has a few false starts—clearly full to bursting with questions—before he finally settles on the most pertinent one: "What exactly is happening up there? In Olympus? Will Lord Zeus actually be removed from power? And ... Do you really think my cousins will go to war over this?"
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He does shoot Achilles a look when Hestia mentions Hermes' escape from his punishment. Zagreus saw the heroic rescue—with Hypnos and Nyx and Achilles—as the Underworld looking after its own, but now he's beginning to see it in a new light. Hermes and his mentor are connected by more than a few incidents now.
Achilles worries about his pupil's powers of deduction, but carefully keeps his face neutral. Fortunately, the young god is quickly distracted by anger and frustration.
"That's all so absurd. I mean— Hermes has never struck me as hungry for power. Doesn't Zeus know his own family?" Zagreus rubs a hand over his jaw and shakes his head. "But that explains what happened with Poseidon's son. Poor fellow."
The prince watches Tartarus give way to Asphodel's seething inferno. Even against the Styx's current, it's far easier traversing the realms by boat than on foot. "But you think I can persuade my cousins to set aside thoughts of war simply by showing up and asking for help?"
When said like that, it does strike Achilles as a little simplistic, if not foolhardy. The most power-hungry of the lot—the likes of Apollo and Ares—might ignore the distraction in favor of keeping their eyes firmly on Athena and the throne. Best case, they'll let their siblings and aunts and uncles worry about their baby cousin and the Underworld. Worst case, they might use the situation as a bargaining chip: they'll lend aid if the Underworld backs them as the new lord of Olympus.
Some of these worries are written in the furrow of his brow as Achilles looks to Hestia. She's been around much longer than himself, Zagreus ... even Hermes; who better to know the right way forward?
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"Shame them into a bit of selflessness? Hah. I suppose I can do that much." Zagreus spots a few more champion shades as they slip into Elysium. "We desperately need their help, as much as my father won't admit it. To be honest, we could have used it even before now."
He frowns deeply and turns back to his aunt. "Has he always been this way? I know there was ... um, all that business with my mother, but ... before that? Or does ruling over a place like this slowly turn you into a grouchy bastard?"
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"It's strange to say it, but it's refreshing to hear all of this explained without having to dig and pry. It's truly more helpful than you know." He cracks one of his genuine smiles; the kind he inherited from his mother. "Thanks, Auntie."
Terrible as the surrounding situation is, Achilles is glad that it's brought Hestia to the Underworld. He's done his best to teach the prince; yes, he knows some of the Olympian history from Hermes, Thetis, and the myths passed to mortals, but it's much better for Zagreus to hear such things from family. Someone who was there.
The Temple of the Styx looms near and the prince hisses in frustration. "Damn, there's so much more to talk about! Once things settle down a bit—when we're not in a rush—I'm going to need to know more. Everything you can tell me, Aunt Hestia."
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Meanwhile, Hestia's gratitude gets another mysterious groan from the ferryman and a parting tip of his hat. Zagreus gets a shorter grunt from Charon, which, if one squints, could maybe pass for friendly ribbing.
"Thanks for the lift, mate," the prince says as he joins his aunt on shore. "With any luck, things will calm down before long, and Hermes will be along to help get the shade situation in order."
"Hrnnn ... Hhohhhhhhhh ..." Charon breathes in cryptic agreement before tossing the mooring line to the house guard. Achilles catches it easily. As he secures the rope to a tree, he looks up to say:
"Don't fret, Lady Hestia. I'll find my way back to Lord Hermes unscathed. Please, focus on getting the prince an audience with his cousins."
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And he moves fast. His token feather is spent from his last trip, but he still has the poultice from Hermes' plucking months ago. It doesn't take more than an hour to reach a small port town with a dozen moored ships. Most of them are smaller fishing vessels bobbing in the harbor, but one larger galley stands out, grand and laden with cargo.
Hestia's blessing imparts a lively warmth that negates anything unsettling about Achilles' presence among the living. The sailors and fishermen gathered at the docks don't notice anything is off with the newcomer. In fact, they're quite ready to fold the him into their idle conversation.
"You're looking for passage north? Nobody's keen on sailing that way right now, stranger. Not with the storm," says a bearded old man repairing a net. He doesn't even need to indicate which storm at this point.
"Not just that. Everything's been off for weeks. Months, even," a sailor adds, his skin dark and wrinkled by a life of sun and salt. "Ships lost at sea, fields gone fallow. A whole villages taken by plagues."
A third, younger man, chimes in, "It's not all bad now, is it? Alkaios' daughter finally returned after all these years."
The other men give him a sidelong look and the old man counters, "She disappeared twenty years ago and when she turns up, she's not aged a day? That's not good fortune, boy, that's an ill omen."
The men continue chatting—speculating as to what could have caused the gods such offense and about how the priests make daily sacrifices at the temples in hopes of appeasing them. Maybe, they reason, this is the end of the mortal world as they know it.
Achilles listens somberly, until a fourth man strides up. His brightly-dyed linen robes are a shock against the drab, threadbare tunics the first three wear and he's distinctly better-smelling. He addresses Achilles, "Are you looking for work? I desperately need a replacement oarsman, but all of these superstitious bumpkins are afraid to go to sea! Even with the promise of good pay!"
The tanned sailor sneers at the merchant. "What good are riches when you're dead? The boatman only needs one obol for his fare."
"Maybe the boatman likes a bit of gratuity," he snaps.
"I'll happily row," Achilles says quickly, ignoring the shocked looks from the dock workers. "You can keep your coin. I only ask for passage north."
"Finally, a brave man among you!" The merchant declares with a broad smile, and claps a hand on Achilles' shoulder. "Right this way, friend."
And so the Greatest of the Greeks joins the merchant's men at their oars, and once underway, finds joy in the grueling work: the spray of the sea, the passing squalls, the songs the men sing—both old and new. During rare moments of rest, the men commiserate about the dire state of the land. They argue over the cause of wars brewing between city states, lament the wild beasts decimating herds, or their poor luck in love—far less grievous, perhaps, but still deeply frustrating for the crew of mostly young men.
For their sake—for all mortals' sake—Achilles hopes Zagreus and Hestia are successful, and that Hermes can finally persuade Zeus and Hera to abdicate the throne. Accordingly, Achilles keeps watch on the storm-obscured mountaintop. It remains unchanged, like a dark bruise upon the sky.
As the ship draws nearer, rowing becomes all but impossible against a powerful headwind and the vessel is forced to drop anchor in a sheltered bay while the merchant argues furiously with the ship captain. Achilles judges that he's reached the end of his sea voyage and quietly slips over the side of the boat to swim ashore and finish the journey afoot.
Somehow the wilderness is torn even more asunder and Achilles has to pick his way over the snarls of landslides and scramble over boulders that threaten to give way under his weight. But between Hestia and Hermes' blessings, Achilles is still warm and exceptionally nimble.
Night is falling when Achilles finally approaches the cave. After the journey and in the middle of this storm, the humble shelter looks as inviting as any palace. He stoops to peer inside, calling: "Hermes?"
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But Hermes is right; he is soaked and the tender hug comes with an incongruous squish. Achilles pulls back and straightens Hermes' chiton, now stamped with damp marks. He breathes a soft, "Sorry, love."
As he unfastens his cloak and tosses it over the tanning rack, he answers Hermes' question. "It went about as well as it could have. Your uncle was displeased, but relented. Grudgingly."
He pauses to squeeze the worst of the rain from his hair. "Lady Hestia and Prince Zagreus will be on Olympus by now."
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"She knows her brother's heart. You did well to send her." He finds Hermes' hand and threads their fingers together, tight and reassuring.
"You know, you're very much like her." Achilles strokes his knuckles with a thumb and watches the firelight play over Hermes' face. "So protective of your family."
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