Hermes (
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Hermes is very tempted to dub this the most exhausting time of his life. And considering how long he's been alive, that's saying something.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.

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Thunder jostles the earth around them, loosening tiny tumbles of dust from the cave's roof, but as he steps inside and looks around, Achilles is struck by potent nostalgia. He inhales a lungful of the comforting scents and almost expects to hear Chiron bid him welcome in his sonorous voice.
His waterlogged cloak is removed and spread out to one side to dry. As he shakes the wet, wind-tousled heap of his curls into order, his eyes light on a neatly-stacked pile of dry wood. Artemis and her hunters provide.
"It would be poor manners to summon her without a proper fire, wouldn't it?" Achilles wastes no time assembling kindling in the crudely dug pit, already charred and thick with old ash. He strikes iron and flint until a tiny flame takes purchase in the nest of tinder and guards it like a mother hen against marauding drafts.
Maybe Hermes could do this faster—snap his fingers and produce a flame—but Achilles enjoys building a fire up from nothing. When he was a child, he thought it was like bringing a hungry creature to life.
Now, as he feeds it with his gentle breaths and dried leaves, he sees it as another small gift for Hermes; it's not as if his shade suffers from the cold and damp.
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"Arousing her suspicion is a small price to pay for Olympian assistance." Achilles crosses his legs, rocking back and forth on his sit bones until he's comfortable, and continues fiddling with the stick he's enlisted as a poker.
The tally of those who know about his relationship with Hermes is growing longer than he'd like: most of them are Olympians, few of which he knows well enough to fully trust (and one of which he trusts not at all). But he can only put his faith in Hermes' judgement.
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What a lovely thing it must be, he thinks, to reign over such a thing.
Achilles' first instinct is to rise to his feet at the goddess' arrival—she's a daughter of Titans, after all—but her presence settles heavy like a thick blanket draped around his shoulders, bidding him to stay seated. More casually, he places palms on his knees and bows forward at the waist.
"I am Achilles, son of Peleus, guard of the House of Hades, and I take no offense at the truth, Lady Hestia." He straightens his back. "That shades like myself roam free on the surface is another grim facet of this situation."
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In spite of all the chaos—the storm still seething outside—Hestia seems perfectly at ease. And why wouldn't she, ancient as she is? To her, Hermes must still be a child, and on that scale, a mortal might as well be a mayfly. She's watched kingdoms and civilizations rise and fall. She's survived the Titanomachy. By now, Achilles assumes, she and her siblings must clearly see the repeat patterns emerging in the Fates' tapestry.
Achilles shakes his head and spreads the skirt of his tunic to better dry by the fire. "No, I came here of my own volition."
His eyes flick from Hestia to Hermes and back again. He chooses his words carefully and keeps his tone formal: "Lord Hermes has long provided valuable service to the Underworld. I thought he should know of our struggle, and that I might petition him for aid."
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"He's well-loved by your family. While the pact remains compromised, he's free to move about the other realms and visit his cousins. And he'll be glad to do it—maybe with your help, Lady Hestia?"
He hums and adds a more substantial log to the fire. Flames immediately begin devouring the crisp bark.
"It's only a matter of reaching him without his father's notice." He looks askance at the gods. "Perhaps Lady Iris? She may not be the most discreet, but Lord Hades won't find her presence in his realm unusual, and his attention will be focused elsewhere."
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Achilles is similarly skeptical of her suggestion; he's observed some of his master's long-suffering manner around Poseidon, Zeus, and Demeter, but never Hestia. She seems more personable and steady than her siblings, but that doesn't always guarantee Hades' favor. Still ...
"There's no harm in asking." He shrugs. "And if Lord Hades forbids it while the prince is within earshot, the lad will sprint directly to Olympus himself."
This much Achilles is sure of.
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At her second suggestion, his formality gives way to a twinge of embarrassment. He tries to hide it by adding more logs to the fire—it should be well fed in his absence—but his movements are stiff and awkward. He clears his throat.
"I'll return as soon as I can." He gives Hermes an apologetic glance as he clasps his still-damp cloak around his shoulders. "If the situation below is sufficiently stable."
One shade won't make much difference in the current chaos, but he still feels the tug of heroic responsibility and fealty to his king and queen.
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"I'm afraid Lord Hades may not be in the best mood for a reunion," he manages to say.
As if he's ever in a good mood for anything.
When Achilles looks up, Hermes is gone, but in a stroke of good fortune, Charon's barge is moored on the riverside. Nearby the psychopomp himself is herding stray shades, using his oar as a makeshift shepherd's crook. Achilles strides closer and waves him down.
"Lord Charon, might Lady Hestia and I trouble you for passage back to Tartarus?"
The boatman turns to the two with a nearly imperceptible flicker of surprise in his glowing eyes. After a long, inscrutable pause, he finally gives a hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhh of confirmation and beckons them over with a sweep of his bony arm. As overfull as his ferry is, he can hardly say no to a coworker and Hades' sister.
"Thank you, my friend," Achilles says with a genuine smile, then turns to their guest, offering his hand to help her aboard the vessel. "This way, Lady Hestia."
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Achilles finds a place perched on the bow and listens to Hestia's gentle words for the shades. He can't help but note how alike she and Hermes are, at least where it comes to kindness and love for mortals. He gives a small smile. These shades are lucky to enjoy such a special ride.
As the boat sails downriver towards Elysium, it's as Achilles guessed: they pass a checkpoint manned by militant shades in armor from different kingdoms and ages. Among them, Achilles picks out a handful of Argives, a Myrmidon, and a pair of Trojans. The champions acknowledge the passing ferry and the visiting Olympian with salutes.
Achilles gives them a nod and turns back to the goddess. "If I may ask, how long has it been, Lady Hestia? Since you've seen your brother?"
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Charon is no Hermes, but the boat moves along at a fast clip. He's plied these waters long enough to know where the river hides its fastest currents. The ferryman scarcely moves, but to occasionally shift the angle of his oar in the Styx.
Half-way through Elysium, the sound of distant barking grows louder until a familiar ghost dog appears on the riverbank, bounding back and forth, tongue lolling and tail wagging. Charon silently reaches into a sleeve, pulls out a morsel, and tosses it to Méli. She fails to snap it out of the air and has to hunt for her treat among the rocks and rushes.
Achilles sighs. "Charon, please, she already gets enough scraps from the feasts."
The ferryman shrugs. It's not like a canine shade can get fat and wheezy like a living dog. "Hhhhhhrrrnnnn ...."
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"Asphodel has been this way for some time now. At least by my mortal's reckoning." The air shimmers with oppressive heat as the boat slides into molten waters. Achilles twists the haft of his spear in his hand as he considers the past decades. "Lord Hades has been processing a long backlog of shades."
Partly thanks to Achilles himself. Little did he know how much work a death creates. "And then there was the unfortunate matter of the other flood, its damage to the Underworld and its mortal casualties ... Followed by this extraordinary matter with Zeus."
He can well understand Hades' sense of pride. It's humbling to ask for help, especially as someone in power—someone who should have everything under control. "Truly, your brother could use some assistance, regardless of whether he's willing to admit it. Or accept it."
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"Where it comes to the House, the prince and Lady Persephone have made some progress on that front—as you'll soon see. It's much more comfortable than in years past." He gracefully hops off the prow and Charon throws him a line to wrap around a mooring bollard (carved, of course, to look like a leering skull). Achilles continues as he reels in the vessel: "The queen has even managed a thriving garden. A testament to her power, given how hostile this realm is to any kind of life."
He extends a hand to help the other passengers off the boat, and once everyone has piled out, Achilles turns to the psychopomp. "Thank you, Charon. Had I an obol, it would be yours."
"Nnnnrrhhhhhnnnn ..." The ferryman slowly shakes his head and makes a grasping motion for the tow line, ready to be underway again. Achilles smiles and obliges, tossing him the rope back and giving the prow a gentle push away from the dock.
Then his attention turns back to Hestia, beckoning her to follow. "Please. This way, my lady."
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Very few things hurt anymore, he's inclined to say, thinking of Zeus' lightning and the moment when Hermes snapped his neck. Instead he says, "It's no trouble."
Past the doors, the antechamber looks like nothing so much as a packed marketplace—wall-to-wall with shades, some newly arrived, others recaptured from an escape to the surface. Achilles uses his best authoritative voice and firm, strategic nudges to part the throng ahead of Hestia. Some shades jostle away in a daze while others cling to the hem of her robes and beg the goddess for mercy, as if she might have it in her power to return them to life.
Beyond, in the main hall, the crowd of shades gives two towering figures wide berth: one of which is Hades himself, the other is a massive giant with innumerable heads and arms. Achilles rarely sees any of the three Hecatoncheires outside of their post; it's vital that what remains of the defeated Titans remains perpetually guarded.
Hades' focus, however, is on a smaller figure. "You've been using Titan Blood to anoint those weapons of yours, boy? Fool. No more. Not while this—"
Hades stops at Hestia's arrival. He harrumphs, entirely unsurprised to see her. There's clear annoyance in his voice, but it sounds different to Achilles' ear. More like a byproduct of stress, and perhaps embarrassment at being seen with his realm in such disarray. "Of all the times to pay a visit, sister. As you can see, I have absolutely no time to quaff wine and chat by the fire."
Zagreus' shock, meanwhile, is palpable. In all this upheaval, he didn't expect to meet a new relative. "Sister? Exactly how many aunts and uncles do I have, father?"
"Quiet, boy. As I said, we've no time for this." Hades shoots Hestia a look, red irises flashing in his black sclera. To the untrained eye, it might look like a threat, but beneath the posturing, there's an underlying plea to it.
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