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Hermes is very tempted to dub this the most exhausting time of his life. And considering how long he's been alive, that's saying something.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.
He'd pulled off his most daring trick yet. He found the prettiest nymph he could and asked her to loudly tell her river god father that she would touch no man, no mortal nor god. Hermes knows his father well, and his father can never resist something he wants that someone else says he can't have.
Of course Zeus stole away to the surface to have his way with the nymph. And Hermes tipped off Hera without giving himself away--it was easy just by telling a peacock and letting the bird decide on its own that it wanted full credit for discovering the imminent infidelity and telling its mistress. Hera came roaring down from Olympus to find her philandering husband, and with the nymph as bait, Hermes sprung his trap.
The net that Hephaestus made for his wife, golden and impossible to break or escape from, sprung on Zeus and Hera together as they argued on the top of the mountain Hermes lured them to. Hermes spirited the nymph away with greatest gratitude and the sort of boon usually reserved for children of Olympians for her trouble.
That was when Hermes and Athena revealed themselves. The rage of the king and queen of Olympus was legendary. Hermes hadn't expected that Zeus and Hera could still hurt them, but some of the things said got under his skin like a thorn, and clearly did for Athena as well.
But nonetheless, they laid out their demands. Predictably, both Zeus and Hera refused. Hermes settled in to watch over the net and wait them out and Athena went to Olympus to grab control before the other Olympians had a chance to learn of what happened and possibly react negatively.
As Hermes predicted, they had the implicit support of Hephaestus, Hestia, Poseidon, and Dionysus. Ares, Demeter, and Apollo were angry and gearing to challenge Athena's authority, Artemis pulled awkwardly between Apollo and everyone else. Aphrodite cleverly abstained from declaring allegiance to anyone.
Olympus could have gone to war if Athena hadn't sent Apollo to speak to Hermes. With the wrath of their parents as distant background noise, Hermes grimly pointed out that their family had a terrible history of sons violently deposing fathers. As long as Apollo held power, he'd fear his children. Athena would never have children, and was the only hope to end this terrible family tradition.
Apollo didn't quite support Hermes' decision, but at least he laid down thoughts of declaring war on their sister. Hermes could only hope that Hestia would have the same success with Demeter, and Ares would languish without any conflict but his own.
So now, Hermes can only wait. The sky over the mountain is dark and stormy, almost nighttime at noon. The wind is cold and the ground shakes with the rage of two gods held together by netting. Hermes sits out of seeing range, tired of being the subject of verbal abuse for now and happy to let them torture each other with their shrieking.
It'll be worth it, he's sure. The hard part is over. He just has to wait them out, however long it takes.
So now hovers in the air, zipping in circles to burn energy, fighting the ever-present threat of being bored waiting for his father and foster mother to exhaust themselves.

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Charon is no Hermes, but the boat moves along at a fast clip. He's plied these waters long enough to know where the river hides its fastest currents. The ferryman scarcely moves, but to occasionally shift the angle of his oar in the Styx.
Half-way through Elysium, the sound of distant barking grows louder until a familiar ghost dog appears on the riverbank, bounding back and forth, tongue lolling and tail wagging. Charon silently reaches into a sleeve, pulls out a morsel, and tosses it to Méli. She fails to snap it out of the air and has to hunt for her treat among the rocks and rushes.
Achilles sighs. "Charon, please, she already gets enough scraps from the feasts."
The ferryman shrugs. It's not like a canine shade can get fat and wheezy like a living dog. "Hhhhhhrrrnnnn ...."
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"Asphodel has been this way for some time now. At least by my mortal's reckoning." The air shimmers with oppressive heat as the boat slides into molten waters. Achilles twists the haft of his spear in his hand as he considers the past decades. "Lord Hades has been processing a long backlog of shades."
Partly thanks to Achilles himself. Little did he know how much work a death creates. "And then there was the unfortunate matter of the other flood, its damage to the Underworld and its mortal casualties ... Followed by this extraordinary matter with Zeus."
He can well understand Hades' sense of pride. It's humbling to ask for help, especially as someone in power—someone who should have everything under control. "Truly, your brother could use some assistance, regardless of whether he's willing to admit it. Or accept it."
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"Where it comes to the House, the prince and Lady Persephone have made some progress on that front—as you'll soon see. It's much more comfortable than in years past." He gracefully hops off the prow and Charon throws him a line to wrap around a mooring bollard (carved, of course, to look like a leering skull). Achilles continues as he reels in the vessel: "The queen has even managed a thriving garden. A testament to her power, given how hostile this realm is to any kind of life."
He extends a hand to help the other passengers off the boat, and once everyone has piled out, Achilles turns to the psychopomp. "Thank you, Charon. Had I an obol, it would be yours."
"Nnnnrrhhhhhnnnn ..." The ferryman slowly shakes his head and makes a grasping motion for the tow line, ready to be underway again. Achilles smiles and obliges, tossing him the rope back and giving the prow a gentle push away from the dock.
Then his attention turns back to Hestia, beckoning her to follow. "Please. This way, my lady."
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Very few things hurt anymore, he's inclined to say, thinking of Zeus' lightning and the moment when Hermes snapped his neck. Instead he says, "It's no trouble."
Past the doors, the antechamber looks like nothing so much as a packed marketplace—wall-to-wall with shades, some newly arrived, others recaptured from an escape to the surface. Achilles uses his best authoritative voice and firm, strategic nudges to part the throng ahead of Hestia. Some shades jostle away in a daze while others cling to the hem of her robes and beg the goddess for mercy, as if she might have it in her power to return them to life.
Beyond, in the main hall, the crowd of shades gives two towering figures wide berth: one of which is Hades himself, the other is a massive giant with innumerable heads and arms. Achilles rarely sees any of the three Hecatoncheires outside of their post; it's vital that what remains of the defeated Titans remains perpetually guarded.
Hades' focus, however, is on a smaller figure. "You've been using Titan Blood to anoint those weapons of yours, boy? Fool. No more. Not while this—"
Hades stops at Hestia's arrival. He harrumphs, entirely unsurprised to see her. There's clear annoyance in his voice, but it sounds different to Achilles' ear. More like a byproduct of stress, and perhaps embarrassment at being seen with his realm in such disarray. "Of all the times to pay a visit, sister. As you can see, I have absolutely no time to quaff wine and chat by the fire."
Zagreus' shock, meanwhile, is palpable. In all this upheaval, he didn't expect to meet a new relative. "Sister? Exactly how many aunts and uncles do I have, father?"
"Quiet, boy. As I said, we've no time for this." Hades shoots Hestia a look, red irises flashing in his black sclera. To the untrained eye, it might look like a threat, but beneath the posturing, there's an underlying plea to it.
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Zagreus, meanwhile, appears to have mixed feelings about being compared to his father, but smiles anyway. "And ... I'm sorry, but I've heard next to nothing about you."
"Lady Hestia," Achilles finally provides, by way of a proper introduction, offended that his master couldn't be bothered to give one himself. "Goddess of the hearth and eldest daughter of Kronos."
Hades all but bellows over top of the second half of Achilles' words: "Nyx! Please see to Briareus."
The name rings familiar to Achilles' ears—the one giant brother of the three whom his mother called to Zeus' aid during a past uprising. He shoots a glance at the intimidating creature whose topmost heads nearly brush the ceiling. Perhaps there's a question of loyalties? Or maybe the Titans are threatening to rise again? Achilles hopes it's the former rather than the latter.
After a moment, Mother Night sweeps in from an adjacent hall. Hypnos trails behind her, juggling parchments and scribbling notes. She sees Hestia and gives a quiet greeting, blatantly contrary to Hades' grouchy reception. "Welcome, Lady Hestia. It's a pleasure to see you after all this time."
Hypnos lights up at the sight of the visiting goddess. She's clearly one of his favorites. "Oh, Hestia, ma'am! What a nice surprise! It's been too long!"
Nyx rests a hand on her son's shoulder and continues addressing Hades, "Of course. I shall handle matters here while you speak with your sister. The audience chamber has been emptied."
Hades huffs his understanding and wordlessly stalks through the halls to said chamber. At the threshold, though, he stops and turns his gaze on the house guard.
"Achilles, you've already done enough by leading my sister here. Go find a way to make yourself properly useful."
Achilles inclines his head in a show of deference, but he doesn't feel the least bit contrite; he knows his master needs this familial support, and the Olympians in turn need cause to rally.
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And then Hades resumes arguing his case: "Shades shouldn't be rewarded for wandering, least of all those who are sworn to my service."
"And isn't it Achilles' sworn duty to protect your house and this realm?" Zagreus snaps back. "He was acting in our best interests, not only carrying word to Lord Hermes, but bringing Lady Hestia all this way."
Hades seethes for a moment, then grunts, "Fine. He may stay—if it puts an end to this tiresome bickering."
On the one hand, Achilles selfishly hoped for an excuse to return to the mountain, but Hermes will want to know whether Hestia was successful in "borrowing" her nephew or not. No point in returning without information.
So he closes the two heavy doors and assumes his usual posture—standing tall and at the ready—while his master takes a seat with all the weight of a trundling boulder coming to rest. Zagreus is too agitated to sit, and instead leans his forearms on the back of a chair.
"Before you breathe a word, sister, know that I won't be dragged into yet another of the family's messes." Hades settles back in his chair heavy and unmovable. "I swore an oath to Athena and Hermes, and—as ever—I have absolutely no interest in taking sides."
"Father, are we not already involved?" Zagreus chops a hand towards the halls beyond. "Everything that happens on Olympus—on the surface—reaches us eventually."
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"No!" Hades balls a fist and smashes it against the arm of his chair. "Find someone else. My son belongs here."
There's something in his master's tone; this isn't about stubbornly holding onto power or selfishly treating his son like property. As much as Hades outwardly appears to resent his son, he's not like Zeus—there's still a mote of affection at his core, and the fear of loss that comes with it.
Achilles feels a similar apprehension. There's peril in allowing Zagreus and his Olympian kin to become more comfortable. Not all of them are as forgiving as Hermes or Hestia; at some point the prince will make a misstep, or spark jealousy and conflict that could burn for generations.
But Achilles knows there's no growth without risk; Zagreus has accomplished so much good within the bounds of the Underworld, and he's capable of so much more.
"Lord Hades, we all know Prince Zagreus is held in high esteem among your kin. That's a rare and valuable asset at a time like this. The Underworld—and the surface—could be spared significant damage if we make timely use of that." Then, in a lower tone, Achilles adds, "And there are, of course, prisoners of Tartarus whose fetters no one wishes to see weakened."
Invoking the Titans seems to have its desired effect, or at least, it quiets his master for a moment. Hades' fist rises to prop his head. The fingers of his other massive hand drum the armrest.
"Lady Hestia and Achilles are right," Zagreus says with the force of all his pent up need to help. "Focus on keeping Tartarus secure, and leave the rest to me."
Hades' head pivots slightly to regard his son. His tone loses its bite, giving way to something like exhaustion.
"Your naivety is disappointing, but unsurprising, boy. What you mistake for esteem is nothing but your Olympian kin's love for novelty. You're naught but a plaything with no power to change them for the better." His eyes flick to Hestia, as if giving her a reminder. "And the moment you ask for help, they'll find you tiresome, or worse, tally that as debt—debt that will one day come due whether you have means to pay or not."
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Achilles glances at his pupil, noting his furrowed brow. No doubt he's pleased to have Hestia on his side, that she can meet Hades' stubborn anger with such ferocious calm, but it must also be unnerving to see his father's insecurities laid awkwardly bare.
And Hades is utterly still for a long moment. His silence implies that he also knows his sister is in the right, but he's not about to admit it. Certainly not in front of his son and servant.
"Fine, do what you will. If I forbade you, you would only find means to defy me." He waves his hand, dismissive. "Go then! Learn your lessons the hard way, boy, and when you find yourself shackled with regret, know that I warned you."
The lord of the Underworld rises from his chair and lumbers to the double doors, pushing them both wide open before Achilles has a chance to do it for him.
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"This actually went a bit better than I expected," Achilles quips.
But then the prince considers his aunt's offer, running a hand through his unruly hair. For a moment, his earlier confidence wavers and his eyes find Achilles. Zagreus has only been to the surface briefly—those early visits with his mother, and the wild celebration of Anthesteria. He's always seen his cousins in a good mood (except when they bickered over his favor). No one was ever on the brink of war.
The proposition was exciting at first, but it quickly sinks in that this isn't for fun.
Achilles gives his pupil a reassuring smile, the same he used when the prince was much smaller and hefting a new weapon, or sparring against a much stronger opponent. Arguably, the sort of smile he should have gotten plenty of from his own father. You can do this.
The prince's posture straightens as he turns to the goddess.
"I'll do it. Take me to Olympus, Aunt Hestia." Then he quickly catches himself, "Er, I know we've only just met, but it is alright if I call you 'Aunt'?"
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Hestia's request to Achilles—both of them—receive a quiet nod. He notices a twitch of curiosity in Zagreus' expression and can guess at what he's thinking: Hermes has plenty of friends, surely. Why send the house guard of all people?
But there's no time for him to comment—the two of them have to hustle to catch up with Hestia's tall, long stride. They arrive at her side in time to hear her exchange with Nyx:
"The queen will be disappointed that she's missed you," Mother Night says quietly. "You'll certainly receive an invitation from her, if your brother fails to send one himself."
"I wish the House was always this cozy," Hypnos pouts. "My toes always get so darn cold!"
"You know, they make something called 'socks' on the surface," Zagreus suggests, stooping to pick up a few dropped pieces of parchment and stuff them in the crook of Hypnos' elbow. "I'll bring a pair back for you, mate."
"Let's hurry along. I think Charon has returned," Achilles urges as he steers aunt and nephew back to the dock. Indeed, Charon has just finished his trip downriver. The guard and prince usher another dozen shades out of the ferry to join the crowd, leaving plenty of space to stretch out for the trip upriver.
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Achilles takes a seat on one of the fore thwarts, giving Hestia and Zagreus space to chat. It fills him with a different kind of warmth to see the prince cared for by family; he wishes it was something the lad could have enjoyed through his childhood, as Achilles had once basked in the attention of his many Nereid aunts, or looked forward to boyhood visits with his cousins, Ajax and Teucer.
That's not to say that Nyx and her children were a poor surrogate family to Zagreus, but Hades cast a long shadow over his realm and those in it; he didn't tolerate his son being coddled. Warm embraces and kind words ended up being clandestine gestures.
Zagreus has a few false starts—clearly full to bursting with questions—before he finally settles on the most pertinent one: "What exactly is happening up there? In Olympus? Will Lord Zeus actually be removed from power? And ... Do you really think my cousins will go to war over this?"
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He does shoot Achilles a look when Hestia mentions Hermes' escape from his punishment. Zagreus saw the heroic rescue—with Hypnos and Nyx and Achilles—as the Underworld looking after its own, but now he's beginning to see it in a new light. Hermes and his mentor are connected by more than a few incidents now.
Achilles worries about his pupil's powers of deduction, but carefully keeps his face neutral. Fortunately, the young god is quickly distracted by anger and frustration.
"That's all so absurd. I mean— Hermes has never struck me as hungry for power. Doesn't Zeus know his own family?" Zagreus rubs a hand over his jaw and shakes his head. "But that explains what happened with Poseidon's son. Poor fellow."
The prince watches Tartarus give way to Asphodel's seething inferno. Even against the Styx's current, it's far easier traversing the realms by boat than on foot. "But you think I can persuade my cousins to set aside thoughts of war simply by showing up and asking for help?"
When said like that, it does strike Achilles as a little simplistic, if not foolhardy. The most power-hungry of the lot—the likes of Apollo and Ares—might ignore the distraction in favor of keeping their eyes firmly on Athena and the throne. Best case, they'll let their siblings and aunts and uncles worry about their baby cousin and the Underworld. Worst case, they might use the situation as a bargaining chip: they'll lend aid if the Underworld backs them as the new lord of Olympus.
Some of these worries are written in the furrow of his brow as Achilles looks to Hestia. She's been around much longer than himself, Zagreus ... even Hermes; who better to know the right way forward?
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"Shame them into a bit of selflessness? Hah. I suppose I can do that much." Zagreus spots a few more champion shades as they slip into Elysium. "We desperately need their help, as much as my father won't admit it. To be honest, we could have used it even before now."
He frowns deeply and turns back to his aunt. "Has he always been this way? I know there was ... um, all that business with my mother, but ... before that? Or does ruling over a place like this slowly turn you into a grouchy bastard?"
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