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Hermes ([personal profile] messageforyou) wrote2025-06-15 01:56 pm

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Through the smoky miasma, thick and smelling of conflict and heat and pressure, on the other side is a forest. This one is less garish, less saturated than the rest of Tír na nÓg. Two fae creatures, odd feathered humanoids that resemble crows with cracked and broken beaks, sit at the rocks around a steaming hot spring, soap and strigils beside them.

The fae are seemingly mute, but won't allow Achilles to leave without a thorough wash. The sort that practically scrapes a whole layer of skin off, the sort where they insist on his hair to be cleaned and his nail beds scrubbed. His white tunic is whisked off to be burned, and only once he is deemed fit by the fae attendants to be properly cleaned of the remnants of the Morrígan does one bring the clothes he left behind with Hermes. They're neatly folded, but Hermes' scarf sits on top like a nest, holding Achilles' ring, his bracelet, and the stone with a hole in the middle. The scarf smells distinctly of Hermes, like cleverness and courage and Greece. Almost like Hermes is trying to give Achilles his blessing and support, even when they can't see each other before his trial.

After he's clean and dressed, the bath attendants point in the direction he's meant to walk, a plunge into the dark woods. There's the soft giggling of children within.

In the woods, children from all across time and the world huddle together. A boy holds a fist of straws, and each of the children draw a straw at once. They mumble amongst themselves, checking the straws, and three boys have the shortest one.

"Seems unfair to make him convince Stab," says a girl with messy red braids and two missing teeth.

"If you want a mulligan, you gotta give up treats until the next hunt," a blond boy with gray eyes and a short straw says, waving it in her face. She wrinkles her nose.

"I didn't say I want a mulligan!"

"Then shoo!"

As Achilles approaches, the children with longer straws scatter into the woods, some laughing. Three boys remain. One boy, with pale skin, ragged dirty blond hair and crooked teeth, wearing an oversized sweater and shorts and no shoes and a canvas bag big enough on him to almost drag on the ground. A second boy, skin dark as jet and head shaved, a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck, wearing loose sweatpants and an old linen button-down with sneakers with a check drawn on. A third boy, the smallest of them, maybe close to Lyra's age, looking like one of the people from the far east but with a permanent glower in his face, sitting on the ground and looking a little like he's drowning in the adult-sized jacket draped around him.

The blond boy jumps up on a tree stump to greet Achilles at eye level, putting his hands on his hips and smirking. "Hello, grownup! Here starts your trials! I call being the judge."

"Don't be silly. It's not a court trial." The boy in the button down approaches, holding an aluminum can colored bright red. He pops the tab, a sickly sweet smell rising in the air as the liquid inside hisses, and he holds the can out to Achilles. "My dad said men welcome each other with a beer, but if you get to Birdy she's going to make you drink a lot, so here's a coke instead."

The boy in the button down strategically stands between Achilles and the smallest boy. The smallest boy makes no movement to greet Achilles, instead staying on the ground, glowering at him with dark eyes.
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
“Of course.” Achilles rises to his feet and offers a hand to his son. He glances back at the house and whispers conspiratorially, “Hopefully the trek back will be more forgiving now that Lady Ember isn’t testing my mettle.”

Or Ember will somehow make the path uphill both ways? He wouldn’t put it past her.

“Little Nephos, will you join your master on his next adventure?” Achilles ruffles the dog’s ears. Can the pup—or whatever he actually is—survive outside of dreams or the fae realm? He hopes so; if Pyrrhus can’t live with his family, Nephos would fill some of that void.
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-06 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
“I can see why Lady Ember is fond of you. She was much less impressed by me, but not unreasonable.” She did ask him to carve out his own eye, but Achilles feels that was well deserved. He laughs. “Miss Birdy’s drink and the headache after was far worse, comparatively.”

Pyrrhus’ suggestion reminds Achilles of something: he gives a soft ah and rifles around in his pocket to pull out the river stone. “This might tell us something. Or at least rule out the possibility that your pup is a fae illusion.”

He holds the stone up to his remaining eye and peers at the happy cloud in Pyrrhus’ arms.
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-07 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Reflexes immediately kick in; Achilles drops the stone and grabs the dog-thing by the scruff to pull it from Pyrrhus’ arms. His first instinct is to kill the thing—if it can indeed be killed by mortal hands …

But he distinctly remembers the rattlesnake in the desert land across the sea—the one he tried to kill without a second thought. The creature was only trying to protect itself.

Achilles stays his hand, but the trickery—especially with his son—still unnerves him. He gives the monster a threatening shake. “Drop your guise, beast.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
“This is no pup, and I must be certain that he means you no harm.” Achilles twists the dog away from Pyrrhus’ reach, but supports Nephos’ bottom with his second hand—if only to make the creature stop crying.

“Look through the stone, lad.” With a foot, Achilles scoots the river stone toward Pyrrhus. “Behold his true shape.”

He addresses Nephos again, which must look absurd: a demigod hero making harsh demands of a tiny, fluffy dog. “If you have words, creature, I compel you to speak. Explain yourself. Swear that you have no ill intent.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-08 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
“Lady Ember.” Achilles is grateful for her arrival; the creature either can’t speak, or won’t speak. “You’ve knowledge of the fae. What manner of creature is this? Is it dangerous?”

He presents the dog to her for inspection. The vision through the stone is burned into his mind, but he realizes that Ember only sees the tiny, innocent canine—that she’s probably accustomed to Nephos following Pyrrhus around—and he adds, “It’s taken the guise of a pup, but the stone reveals the truth.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Achilles relents, kneeling to place Nephos back on the ground. Not with as much gentleness as he would a normal dog. He dusts off his hands, as if he finished touching something unpleasant, then turns to Pyrrhus, “Apologies, lad. Now you understand why I was startled?”

His eyes flick back to Nephos. “If he’s proved a gentle and loyal, and if his heart is true, I am not opposed to his companionship. But I’ve no reason to believe the fae are particularly concerned with mortal wellbeing.”

He particularly doesn’t like the idea of Pyrrhus setting out in a strange land with naught but this odd creature by his side.
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
“I see. If that’s all it truly desires … ” Those motives don’t sound terribly far from those of the typical dog. He sighs and shrugs. “I leave it to you then, lad, to decide if you’ll keep him at your side.”

Achilles does wonder how the brownie arrived at the shape of the happy cloud. Perhaps it intuited Pyrrhus’ fondness for the dream canine?

He crosses his arms and the focus of his eye drills into Nephos again. “Your master will face many challenges. Do you promise to help him, brownie?”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-09 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
“Indeed. My apologies, Nephos, for questioning your motives, but you must understand that my son is precious to me.” Achilles pockets the stone again. Just in case.

“Serve him well. Keep his implements to hand.” Achilles allows himself some optimism; maybe a faerie will be more clever and attentive than a simple dog?

Then he turns to Ember. “And thank you, for your insight. As you can surely guess, Lamb has chosen to leave with his memories intact. Neither of us are likely to see you again.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
It warms Achilles to see his son shown such affection—the sort he should have been given all through his thirty years. Most of the living won’t show him this much grace and acceptance, but hopefully he’ll carry the memory of this place.

He returns Ember’s smile, wrinkling the dressing on his missing eye.

“He’s fought for many years. It’s long past time I shouldered the burden and fought for him in turn.” He extends an arm in invitation. “Come, lad. Come, Nephos. Let’s not keep the rest waiting.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Achilles gives Ember a grateful parting bow before they circle around the house.

“Easier on me as well,” he laughs upon seeing the clear path. After spending so much time in Elysium, the drastic change in the jungle isn’t shocking, but it is appreciated, of course. Who knows how long it would take to find their way back without Scout?

While they walk, Achilles bumps shoulders with Pyrrhus. There’s a lot to be curious about when it comes to Ember. “If I may ask, what manner of token did she give you?”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-12 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
He admires the strong little flame and the ingenuity of the device. Ember must have used it to light those pungent sticks she smokes.

“A fine and clever gift.” It brings to mind the pocket knife Kelly gave Patroclus. The future is full of tiny conveniences that he could never begin to imagine. “Appropriate, given her name.”

Or, at least, the one she uses among the fae. Achilles briefly wonders what Ember’s real name was. As they approach Honey and Birdy’s house, he muses, “I’ve not met anyone quite like Lady Ember. There are few warriors who live to see her age. Fewer still are women.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-13 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Achilles has some knowledge of medicine and surgery—maybe not near as much as Machaon and Podalirius, but enough to be impressed by this revelation. Hips are complicated joints, close to important veins and organs. He can’t even begin to fathom how one grafts metal to bone.

Gods, the future is strange, isn’t it?” Achilles huffs with a shake of his head. “Miss Birdy told me how she and her fellow witches flew into battle with great, metal wings.”

He clasps his hands behind his back and frowns. “We mortals are capable of such wonders, but it seems we never overcome our hunger for war.”
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[personal profile] refusetofight 2025-11-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Achilles has technically experienced flight, but the context is awkward. Namely: once in the clutches of a massive buzzard and another time as a mouse, kidnapped by a trickster god. In fairness, this is every bit as wild as riding in a massive machine with a woman who effectively drinks poison for fun, but still. Stories for another time.

“They’re fine warriors, all, even if they didn’t wish to be.” Their reluctance makes them even more impressive; it was necessity, not pride and ego that drove them to war.

“They spoke very fondly of you too, lad. Perhaps you should leave them a token as well?”

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